Two couples were playing cards.
Two couples were playing cards. John accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed …….
There was this couple who had been married for 50 years.
“Yeah,” she replied, “Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together.” “I know,” the old man said, “We were probably sitting…
A senior couple decides to try
In the morning, the wife asks her husband at breakfast time, “Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice…
Two nuns were walking home one night down a very dark street.
One nun was called Sister Mathematical because of her gift for numbers and the other nun was called Sister Logical because of her gift for reasoning. They…
Two guys grow up together, but after college one moves to Georgia and the other to California.
At age 32 they meet, finish their round of golf and head for lunch. “Where you wanna go?” “Hooters.” “Why Hooters?” “They have those servers with the…
A trucker came into a truck stop cafe
.. and placed his order. He said, “I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and pair of running boards.” The brand new blonde waitress, not…
A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg
A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg…. The priest nearly had an accident….
My wife was standing in the kitchen
My wife was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only The t-shirt that she normally slept in. As I…
A lawyer and a senior citizen are on a plane
A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking seniors are not so smart and that…
Funny Joke – Last Will And Testament
“To my wife I leave her lover and the knowledge that I was never the fool she thought me. To my son I leave the pleasure of…