A priest and a nun are caught in a blizzard
They find a deserted cabin and take shelter. They find a sleeping bag, a bed, and a pile of blankets. The priest, being a gentleman offers the…
Woman comes home and tells her husband
“Remember those headaches I’ve been having all these years? Well, they’re gone.” “No more headaches?” The husband asks, “What happened?” His wife replies, “Margie referred me to…
An 88-year old man came to the hospital
The doctor paused and said, “There was a master bear shooter in a village. He never missed a shot. But one day he was in a hurry,…
A dwarf with a lisp goes to visit a stud farm.
“I’d like to buy a horth” He says to the owner of the farm. “What sort of horse?” Said the owner. “A female horth” The dwarf replies….
On Friday, an elementary school teacher poses her students a challenge
“If you can tell me who said the following quote, they don’t have to come to school on Monday: ‘We have nothing to fear, but fear itself’”…
Upon Arriving Home,
Immediately the husband drove downtown to confront the pharmacist and demand an apology. Before he could say more than a few words, the druggist told him, “Now,…
Two dwarfs walk into a bar where they pick up two prostitutes and take them back to their own respective rooms.
Unfortunately the first dwarf can’t get an erection no matter what. He’s depressed, and his depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room,…
Parents Often Drop off Kid at Grandma’s Unannounced — Once, She Lets Kid Sleep for Hours to Get Back at Them
A woman shared a story of her mother-in-law’s revenge on one of her daughters-in-law on Reddit.” My mother-in-law recently performed such a beautiful but small petty revenge,…
My Granddaughter Kicked Me Out Because I Got Married
When my granddaughter Ashley threw me out after I got married at 80, I decided I couldn’t condone the disrespect. With my new husband, Harold, we devised…
America’s most beloved family have been involved in a fatal plane crash on route to a concert.
The only remaining member of the group released a heartfelt statement about the deaths. A plane carrying the Nelons, a well-known and loved gospel family in the…