Johnny” says the teacher
“Johnny” says the teacher, “what’s the first thing your father does in the morning?” “He takes a sh*t, sir” says Johnny. “Oh” says the teacher, “and what…
Joke: A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed
A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of this, the wife wants him to quit. She gets two shot glasses, fills…
The wife bought a new see through nighty
The wife says, “I know that, I tried it the same way at the store and the salesman was the first one to tell me that. ”The…
While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch
While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed their trip….
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man answers the phone, puts it on…
A blonde goes to work in tears
A blonde goes to work in tears. Her boss asks, “What’s wrong?” She says, “My mom died.” He told her to go home, but she said, “No,…
Clark Kent was lying in his death bed with his wife Lois Lane beside him
After some time, Lois said “Darling, I have to confess something. Years ago, I had an affair with Superman. It was only one night, but I’ve regretted…
Did anyone here marry their sweethearts immediately after high school
Am really a bit curious, I did not as I was still working on getting out of my awkward stages when I graduated, but my wife did….
A young boy says to his father “Dad
“What happened?” The father asks. “Well, she asks me, ‘how much is 7 * 9?’ I answer ’63’ , then she asks, ‘and 9 * 7?’ so…
‘I HAVE WORLD’S biggest boobs In prison
Keisha Johnson, an African American woman, gained fame in prison for having the world’s largest breasts at 164XXX cups, each weighing 40lbs. Originally a D cup, she…