Husband and wife sit together

 

Tim decided to tie the knot with his long-time girlfriend

Tim decided to tie the knot with his long-time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was organizing his golfing equipment. His wife was standing nearby watching…

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him

The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, ‘A hamburger, fries and a coke,’ and turns to the ostrich, ‘What’s yours?”I’ll have the same,’ says…

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him

The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, ‘A hamburger, fries and a coke,’ and turns to the ostrich, ‘What’s yours?”I’ll have the same,’ says…

“Johnny” says the teacher, “what’s the first thing your father does in the morning?

“Johnny” says the teacher, “what’s the first thing your father does in the morning?” “He takes a sh*t, sir” says Johnny. “Oh” says the teacher, “and what…

Royal Family left heartbroken by the shocking death of Prince Michael.

Many people have paid tribute to the famous Irish author Edna O’Brien after she died at the age of 93. After being sick for a long time,…

My Blood Froze When I Opened My Husband’s Drawer the Day after Moving in with Him

Fresh off my wedding high, I moved into my husband’s family home — a place that seemed straight out of a fairy tale. It boasted high ceilings,…

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grad students

“Human beings are the only animals that stutter”, she says. A little girl raises her hand and says, “I had a kitty cat who stuttered,” she volunteered….

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband

Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. “Careful,” he said, “CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You’re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY!…

How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator

(This is a 6 in 1 joke) Person 1: You have 500 bricks. If you throw one off a plane, how many will you have left? Person…