An 18 year old girl tells her mom she’s missed her period
An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and…
Sharing bed with your parents – A trauma we often don’t talk about
This is a taboo topic and we often don’t talk about. I remember I was 6 yr old a guy in school came to class and was…
A woman arrived at a party
A woman arrived at a party & while scanning the guests she spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him smiled and said, “Hello. My name…
I go shopping when the grocery store
I go shopping when the grocery store opens up the first thing in the morning. The stockers at night have replenished what stocks that have come in….
An old man on crowded bus has trouble finding a seat.
The bus careened down the avenue, shaking the passengers from left to right, and the old man, unable to support himself properly with his cane, fell to…
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older.
One said, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, in front of the refrigerator, and I can’t remember whether. I was taking…
On Monday morning the Postman
On Monday morning the Postman is walking through the neighborhood on his usual route, delivering the mail. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that…
Gravely ill, the Skipper was examined by a doctor while his wife stood by.
First, fix him three healthy meals a day. Next, give him a stress-free environment and don’t complain about anything. Finally, have sex and oral sex with him…
Joe took his blind date to the carnival.
They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize. Next the couple…
A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago.
“The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Vegetables can be disastrous,…