A priest offered a nun a lift
She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After Controlling the car, he stealthily slid…
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man answers the phone, puts it on…
A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out
Her boss, concerned about his employee’s well being, asks sympathetically, “What’s the matter?” The blonde replies, “Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my…
A blonde, wanting to earn some money
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door…
You had better have an explanation
“You had better have an explanation.” “Calm down, honey,” the man replied. That was the name of the dog I bet on.” The next morning, his wife…
A girl goes into the doctor’s office for a checkup
“How did you get that mark on your chest?” asks the doctor. “Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he’s so proud of it that he never…
An Angry Wife Was Complaining About Her Husband
A wife is complaining about her husband spending all his time at the local tavern, so one night he takes her along with him. “Oh, I don’t…
A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o’clock
A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o’clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to…