A cop pulls over a very old lady for speeding and asks for her license and registration.
As he examines her papers, he notices she has a concealed weapon permit. Curious, the officer asks if she’s carrying now. She pulls out a .22 caliber pistol from her purse. Surprised, the officer asks if she has another. She nods and retrieves a snub-nosed pistol from the center compartment. Amazed, the officer asks, “Are there any more?” She nods again and shows a Colt 45 from the glove compartment. Finally, the officer asks, “Lady, what in the world are you so afraid of?” She looks him in the eyes and says, “Not a God damn thing.”
