Finally blonde men jokes!!!!

A blonde man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: “Did you find the shampoo?”

He answers, “Yes, but I’m not sure what to do…it’s for dry hair, and I’ve already wet mine.”

A blonde man sees a letter lying on his doormat. It says on the envelope “DO NOT BEND.”

He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.

A blonde man shouts frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!”

“Is this her First Child?” asks the Doctor.

“No!” he shouts, “this is her husband!”

A blonde man is in jail, the guard looks in his cell and sees him hanging by his feet.

“Just WHAT are you doing?” he asks.

“Hanging myself,” the blonde replies.

“The rope should be around your neck” says the guard.

“I tried that,” he replies, “but then I Couldn’t breathe.”

An Italian tourist asks a blonde man: “Why do scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?”

To which the blonde man replies: “Duh, If they fell forward, they’d still be in the boat.”

A friend told the blonde man: “Christmas is on a Friday this year.”
The blonde man then said, “Let’s hope it’s not the 13th.”

Two blonde men find three grenades, and they decide to take them to a police station.

One asked: “What if one explodes before we get there?” The other says: “We’ll lie and say we only found two.”

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